It doesn't matter what you call it. It makes for exciting football. It also makes for some frustrating football if you're in a pick'em.
Now let's get to the recap.
New Orleans Saints 28 at Carolina Panthers 10
New Orleans - We won the battle of the duds and we did it on the road.
Carolina - We've got some major issues but thankfully we play in the worst division in the NFL.
Washington Football Team 26 at Minnesota Vikings 29
Washington - Can we buy a win? Really, can we?
Minnesota - Matt Asiata baby! Asiata!
San Diego Chargers 0 at Miami Dolphins 37
San Diego - Talk about going downhill quickly.
Miami - We love doughnuts and our opponent put a big fat one up on Sunday.
Jacksonville Jaguars 23 at Cincinnati Bengals 33
Jacksonville - We scored 23 points? Yesss!
Cincinnati - Yes! We can win the easy ones.
New York Jets 10 at Kansas City Chiefs 24
New York - OK, you've figured out our secret. We're trying very hard to get Rex and Idzik fired but our owner is a moron.
Kansas City Chiefs - It's nice to play teams like the Jets.
Philadelphia Eagles 31 at Houston Texans 21
Philadelphia - You see? I can still play this game. What do you have in New York?
Houston - So whose fault is that we suck this year? Who's the scapegoat?
Arizona Cardinals 28 at Dallas Cowboys 17
Arizona - It doesn't matter which quarterback plays for them. We still would have won the game.
Dallas - So you though we were the best team in the NFC? LOL!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 17 at Cleveland Browns 22
Tampa Bay - This is getting old. We can't even beat the Browns.
Cleveland - That's because we're not the old browns and you are the new Cleveland Browns.
St. Louis Rams 13 at San Francisco 10
St. Louis - They tried. They really did but they ran into a wall called the St. Louis defense. It also helped that Kaepernick fumbled but that's another story.
San Francisco - The Rams are who we knew they were...an opportunistic team.
Oakland Raiders 24 at Seattle Seahawks 30
Oakland - Soon we will have the number one pick. At least something good will come from this season.
Seattle - Had we played any other team, including the Jaguars we would have lost. OK. It's a stretch regarding the Jaguars. We would have beaten them.
Denver Broncos 21 at New England Patriots 43
Denver - I think there's enough proof that I can't win in the cold but our defense sucks!
New England - It's going to really suck when they have to come here for the playoffs. You think it was cold on Sunday? Think how cold it will be in January.
Baltimore Ravens 23 at Pittsburgh Steelers 43
Baltimore - We tried to knock Roethlisberger’s head off. Suggs tried to paralyze a guy. Heck we tried to kill them and we still got blown out.
Pittsburgh - Big Ben’s favorite number is six as in six touchdowns two weeks in a row.
Indianapolis Colts 40 at New York Giants 24
Indianapolis - Did you see that Giants defense? They were spectators watching us run all over the field. I sure hope that they like what they were watching. They sure had a good view.
New York - We were exposed for the terrible team that we are.