OK. Enough of my rant. Let`s get to some football and a recap of week 3. As mentioned in other recaps I do things a little differently in our recaps. This is my lighthearted attempt at bringing my spin into the game.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 14 at Atlanta Falcons 56
Tampa Bay - You want to know something coach? What? We suck!
Atlanta - That game couldn't have been any easier. It was like a bye week.
Oakland 9 at New England 16
Oakland - We only lost by 7! We only lost by 7!
New England - And we thought we were on track after the Vikings game.
Indianapolis Colts 44 at Jacksonville Jaguars 17
Indianapolis - There`s no better team to play against when you need a win.
Jacksonville - Amateur doesn't even begin to describe this team.
Green Bay Packers 7 at Detroit Lions 19
Green Bay - When do we play the Bucs?
Detroit - Discount Double Check...Ouch! Ow! Done!
Baltimore Ravens 23 at Cleveland Browns 21
Baltimore - That was too close.
Cleveland - If we weren't the Browns we might be 3-0.
Tennessee Titans 7 at Cincinnati Bengals 33
Tennessee - Where do we go from here?
Cincinnati - Undefeated and on our way.
Minnesota Vikings 9 at New Orleans 20
Minnesota - Those idiots who had us as 10 point underdogs were wrong. Ha ha ha. We lost by 11.
New Orleans - It`s good that the refs called a horse sh*t roughing the passer call on our sissy QB.
Houston Texans 17 at New York Giants 30
Houston - You know you suck when you lose to the Giants.
New York - We needed to play a team like that before the season got totally out of control.
Washington Football Team 34 at Philadelphia 37
Washington - Even though we lost, we know Cousins is our guy!
Philadelphia - We might start slow but we will hammer you into the ground by the time this game is over.
Dallas Cowboys 34 at St. Louis Rams 31
Dallas - We won! We won! Tony only threw one pick 6.
Rams - We have a way of making mediocre QBs look like superstars.
San Diego Chargers 22 at Buffalo Bills 10
San Diego - Chalk up another W in the win column. There will be many more to come.
Buffalo - Reality sucks. We suck.
San Francisco 49ers 14 at Arizona Cardinals 23
San Francisco - So how much did the Wolverines offer me?
Kansas City Chiefs 34 at Miami Dolphins 15
Kansas City - It`s nice having home field advantage. Wait a minute we played in Miami.
Miami - Our ship is sinking!
Denver Broncos 20 at Seattle 26
Denver - Really? Our defense couldn't get Peyton the ball in OT?
Seattle - No one beats us in our house.
Pittsburgh Steelers 37 at Carolina Panthers 19
Pittsburgh - Big Ben Baby!
Carolina - We tried.
Chicago Bears 27 at New York Jets 19
Chicago - We find a way to win, even if we need the officials to do so.
New York - Pick six by our Geno. Pick six.