Monday, September 9, 2013

NFL Recap - Week #1 - 2013 Season

We're back with our NFL weekly recap. This is our unique attempt to recap a busy first week in the NFL. We had fun putting this together and hopefully we can put a few smiles on your faces.

Denver Broncos - Sept 9, 2012: Peyton ManningBaltimore Ravens (27) at Denver Broncos (49)
Baltimore - We mortgaged the house for Flacco? Ouch!
Denver - Peytan Manning and 7 TDs. Enough said!

Kansas City Chiefs (28) at Jacksonville Jaguars (2)
Kansas City - Only if all road games could be this easy. Looks like Andy is the man!
Jacksonville - Where do I begin? A safety was all their points? Ha ha ha. This team is pathetic and even more pathetic was starting QB Blaine Gabbert who had a rating of 30.8.

Seattle Seahawks (12) at Carolina Panthers (7)
Seattle - Oh no guys, we play the 49ers next week. 12 points will not cut it!
Carolina - This is going to be another long season for the Panthers.

Tennessee Titans (16) at Pittsburgh Steelers (9)
Tennessee - Don't count us out. We're making our move.
Pittsburgh - This new offense sucks!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (17) at New York Jets (18)
Tampa Bay - Yes, we did hand the Jets a victory on a silver platter.
New York - See the possibilities without Mark Sanchez at the helm?

Atlanta Falcons (17) at New Orleans Saints (23)
Atlanta - We came so close. We'll get the bountymen next time in Atlanta.
New Orleans - Sean is back. Sean is back!

Oakland Raiders (17) at Indianapolis Colts (21)
Oakland - We came close. Yes we did. It was a moral victory. 0-16 is still alive.
Indianapolis. We have Luck, yes we do.

Minnesota Vikings (24) at Detroit Lions (34)
Minnesota - Ponder sucks. You get that? Ponder Sucks!
Detroit - Yes baby! We just beat the worst team in the NFC!

Miami Dolphins (23) at Cleveland Browns (10)
Miami - Can we play the Browns every week? We're even willing to play them on the road every week.
Cleveland - Year in year out our team sucks. It's time for the brown paper bags.

Cincinnati Bengals (21) at Chicago Bears (24)
Cincinnati - You thought we were a legitimate contender? We can't even win a road game.
Chicago - Oh Canada, our home and...OK our coach isn't Canadian but we love the anthem.

New England Patriots (23) at Buffalo Bills (21)
New England - Whew! That was too close for comfort. I think we should have kept Wes!
Buffalo - Did you see our guy Manuel play? He shocked you didn't he?

Green Bay Packers (28) at San Francisco 49ers (34)
Green Bay - What the F? Why do we get critical calls against us all the time? This was a sham.
San Francisco - Shut up Packers fans. We beat you with our guy Colin K. Colin K. Colin K.

Arizona Cardinals (24) at St. Louis Rams (27)
Arizona - How did we lose this game? Oh yeah, we're the Cardinals.
St. Louis - Bradford's our man. Watch us now, we're coming after you!

New York Giants (31) at Dallas Cowboys (36)
New York - We're the new Jets baby. Yes we are!
Dallas - It was Oh yes Romo not Oh no!

Philadelphia Eagles (33) at Washington Redskins (27)
Philadelphia - Fly like an Eagle. Well sort of (In the first half) and then it was fly like a Penguin in the second.
Washington - If only RG3 played as well in the first half as he did in the second.

Houston Texans (31) at San Diego Chargers (28)
Houston - 21 points down. No problem, we're playing San Diego. Rivers and company will do something idiotic to lose this game.
San Diego - Rivers. Rivers. Rivers. Philip. Philip. Dude you can't throw those interceptions late in the game. They will hurt you every time. So you lead game for 50+ minutes and then your team plays garbage ball? This team doesn't know how to win games. How will Philip get over this heartbreaking loss? BTW, Cam Thomas is a bonehead.

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NFL 2013 Week #1

What was your favorite game of week #1?

Baltimore at Denver
Kansas City at Jacksonville
Seattle at Carolina
Tennessee at Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay at NYJ
Atlanta at New Orleans
Oakland at Indianapolis
Minnesota at Detroit
Miami at Cleveland
Cincinnati at Chicago
New England at Buffalo
Green Bay at San Francisco
Arizona at St. Louis
NYG at Dallas
Philadelphia at Washington
Houston at San Diego
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