Baltimore Ravens (27) at Denver Broncos (49)
Baltimore - We mortgaged the house for Flacco? Ouch!
Denver - Peytan Manning and 7 TDs. Enough said!
Kansas City Chiefs (28) at Jacksonville Jaguars (2)
Kansas City - Only if all road games could be this easy. Looks like Andy is the man!
Jacksonville - Where do I begin? A safety was all their points? Ha ha ha. This team is pathetic and even more pathetic was starting QB Blaine Gabbert who had a rating of 30.8.
Seattle Seahawks (12) at Carolina Panthers (7)
Seattle - Oh no guys, we play the 49ers next week. 12 points will not cut it!
Carolina - This is going to be another long season for the Panthers.
Tennessee Titans (16) at Pittsburgh Steelers (9)
Tennessee - Don't count us out. We're making our move.
Pittsburgh - This new offense sucks!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (17) at New York Jets (18)
Tampa Bay - Yes, we did hand the Jets a victory on a silver platter.
New York - See the possibilities without Mark Sanchez at the helm?
Atlanta Falcons (17) at New Orleans Saints (23)
Atlanta - We came so close. We'll get the bountymen next time in Atlanta.
New Orleans - Sean is back. Sean is back!
Oakland Raiders (17) at Indianapolis Colts (21)
Oakland - We came close. Yes we did. It was a moral victory. 0-16 is still alive.
Indianapolis. We have Luck, yes we do.
Minnesota Vikings (24) at Detroit Lions (34)
Minnesota - Ponder sucks. You get that? Ponder Sucks!
Detroit - Yes baby! We just beat the worst team in the NFC!
Miami Dolphins (23) at Cleveland Browns (10)
Miami - Can we play the Browns every week? We're even willing to play them on the road every week.
Cleveland - Year in year out our team sucks. It's time for the brown paper bags.
Cincinnati Bengals (21) at Chicago Bears (24)
Cincinnati - You thought we were a legitimate contender? We can't even win a road game.
Chicago - Oh Canada, our home and...OK our coach isn't Canadian but we love the anthem.
New England Patriots (23) at Buffalo Bills (21)
New England - Whew! That was too close for comfort. I think we should have kept Wes!
Buffalo - Did you see our guy Manuel play? He shocked you didn't he?
Green Bay Packers (28) at San Francisco 49ers (34)
Green Bay - What the F? Why do we get critical calls against us all the time? This was a sham.
San Francisco - Shut up Packers fans. We beat you with our guy Colin K. Colin K. Colin K.
Arizona Cardinals (24) at St. Louis Rams (27)
Arizona - How did we lose this game? Oh yeah, we're the Cardinals.
St. Louis - Bradford's our man. Watch us now, we're coming after you!
New York Giants (31) at Dallas Cowboys (36)
New York - We're the new Jets baby. Yes we are!
Dallas - It was Oh yes Romo not Oh no!
Philadelphia Eagles (33) at Washington Redskins (27)
Philadelphia - Fly like an Eagle. Well sort of (In the first half) and then it was fly like a Penguin in the second.
Washington - If only RG3 played as well in the first half as he did in the second.
Houston Texans (31) at San Diego Chargers (28)
Houston - 21 points down. No problem, we're playing San Diego. Rivers and company will do something idiotic to lose this game.
San Diego - Rivers. Rivers. Rivers. Philip. Philip. Dude you can't throw those interceptions late in the game. They will hurt you every time. So you lead game for 50+ minutes and then your team plays garbage ball? This team doesn't know how to win games. How will Philip get over this heartbreaking loss? BTW, Cam Thomas is a bonehead.
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