Sunday, December 30, 2012

NFL Recap Week 17 - Next Stop is the Playoffs

Article written by Sportmentary - Editor in Chief of Sportmentary.com
This is our last NFL recap of the season. We've had fun sharing our unique version of the recap. It's been a blast. We hope you enjoy our final installment of 2012. The next stop is the playoffs for some of these teams. We'll see you next season. Have a happy and safe New Year.

St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks
St. Louis - We have something to build on. Yes we do.
Seattle - Our opponents better watch out. It's playoff time. It's Seahawks time.

Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers
Arizona - We really suck don't we? That was supposed to be a rhetorical question.
San Francisco - We won! We Won! It's nice that we are entering the playoffs on a winning note but it's not like playing the Cardinals really helps us in our preparation.

Oakland Raiders at San Diego Chargers
Oakland - Another game and another loss. This year has really sucked.
San Diego - Say goodbye to our not so little friend Norv Turner.

Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots
Miami - We've got a long way to being a legitimate team in this league.
New England - We obliterated the minnows today

Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings
Green Bay - Jordy hide that challenge flag!.
Minnesota - AP all the way. Playoff time. Watch out Packers fans. We plan to crash your party.

Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos
Kansas City - This team needs to be dismantled big time.
Denver Broncos - Home field advantage sounds good. It's Peyton time.

Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers
Cleveland - Who's our GM? Who's our coach? Who are our leaders?
Pittsburgh - This would feel good if we beat a real team today.

Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants
Philadelphia - Where do we go from here? We have no coach. We don't know who our starting QB will be. We're in big trouble.
New York Giants - Blowout baby. Blowout. Who cares? We just beat a pathetic team.

Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints
Carolina - Score, Score and some more scoring!
New Orleans - Do we have a friggin defense?

Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts
Houston - We've sucked lately. We're in big trouble heading into the playoffs.
Indianapolis - You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, the Indianapolis Colts are coming to town.

Jacksonville Jaguars at Tennessee Titans
Jacksonville - Do we get the first pick? Do we? Do we?
Tennessee - How can a pathetic team like ours score 38 points in a game?

Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions
Chicago - We won! We Won! Yeah but we're not in the playoffs.
Detroit - What now? Do we fire our coach?

Baltimore Ravens at Cincinnati Bengals
Baltimore - With Flacco our chances of winning playoff games aren't very good.
Cincinnati - We'll be one and done baby. One and done.

New York Jets at Buffalo Bills
New York - Note to the owners: Please fire Rex and dump Sanchez. Pretty please.
Buffalo - Can we play the Jets every week?

Tampa Bay Buccaneer at Atlanta Falcons
Tampa Bay - This was a meaningless win.
Falcons - We just had two bye weeks in a row.

Dallas Cowboys at Washington Redskins
Dallas - So how is our guy Romo in big games? We just say Oh No! Oh No! Not another interception?
Washington - Can you say playoffs? RG3 here we go.

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