Sunday, December 23, 2012

NFL Recap Week 16 - Playoff Picture Becoming Clearer

Our second to last NFL recap is here. This week saw a few more surprises again. The playoff picture became slightly clearer, especially in the AFC. Once again it was fun watching games this Sunday and writing our unique version of the NFL recap.

Atlanta Falcons at Detroit Lions
Atlanta - We're the best team in the NFC. Yes we are.
Detroit - We really suck. We had one good year last year but that was just lucky.

New York Giants at Baltimore Ravens
New York - We're getting used to being blown out. At least we'll get to join the Jets watching the playoffs from our living rooms.
Baltimore - We're back baby. We're back.

Chicago Bears at Arizona Cardinals
Chicago - Can we play the Cardinals every week? They make you look like a credible NFL team.
Arizona - Pop Warner here we come. The kids better watch out. We're going to take Pop Warner by storm.

Cleveland Browns at Denver Broncos
Cleveland - Is there a word worse than sucks? That word describes us.
Denver - Peyton all the way baby!

Minnesota Vikings at Houston Texans
Minnesota - Yes we can. Yes we can.
Houston - We're not as good as our record. Isn't that obvious by now?

New England at Jacksonville
New England - It wasn't pretty but a win is a win. That's something that Jacksonville doesn't know how to do.
Jacksonville - Only one more week left in the season.

Oakland Raiders at Carolina Panthers
Oakland - The only thing being raided is us.
Carolina - It's a good thing we played a pathetic team today or we might have lost.

St. Louis Rams at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
St. Louis - We walked into their field and obliterated the Buccaneers. They're not very good pirates are they?
Tampa Bay - We play so well in some games and then lay an egg in other ones.

Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers
Cincinnati - Yes we did! Yes we can. Playoff bound we are.
Pittsburgh - Even Ben couldn't save our season. We're a terrible team.

Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles
Washington - RG3 is our man and he's going to lead us to the playoffs. Yes he is.
Philadelphia Eagles - Half of our team and coaching staff will not return next year. What happened to us?

San Diego Chargers at New York Jets
San Diego - The Jets helped us pad our statistics today. They make a terrible team like ours look great.
New York JetsNew York Jets – Rex promised us that we would win a Super Bowl. Rex, do we look anything like a Super Bowl team? We can’t even beat the Titans or Chargers.

Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins
Buffalo - The silver lining to this season? We get to play in Buffalo to at least 2020. Sorry Toronto.
Miami Dolphins - Another season without the playoffs. Sorry fans. There's always next year but we did win today.

Indianapolis Colts at Kansas City Chiefs
Indianapolis - Luck is in the playoffs. WOW!
Kansas City - When will this nightmare of a season end?

Tennessee Titans at Green Bay Packers
Tennessee - This game proves how bad the Jets are. It also proves how bad we are.
Green Bay - You call the Titans an NFL team? They are pathetic.

New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys
New Orleans - We just put a dent in the Cowboys playoff chances. Yeah baby!
Dallas Cowboys - Merd!

San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks
San Francisco - Do you think we can win in the playoffs with Kaeprnick now?
Seattle - Now that's how you play defense and offense. Don't you think our guy deserves ROY? Wilson is the man!

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