Monday, December 10, 2012

NFL Recap Week #14 - Upset Special

This was a week where we witnessed some upsets. It's fun watching the NFL in December. The drama is building and the playoff picture is taking shape. Kind of. With upsets like we saw this week, the playoff picture is changing week to week. Once again we provide you with our take on the NFL recap.

Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders
Denver - It's nice to play a team that only plays half a quarter of competent football.
Oakland - Oy Vey

New York Jets at Jacksonville Jaguars
New York Jets - Thankfully we are playing teams that suck even more than we do. There's no way we can beat a decent team with Sanchez.
Jacksonville Jaguars - Whew the season is over. Sorry dummies the NFL hasn't played a 14 game schedule since 1977.

Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers
Atlanta - Note to Carolina: We didn't try today. You still suck.
Carolina - We told you were better than you. You are an overrated team and you will prove that in the playoffs.

Baltimore Ravens at Washington Redskins
Baltimore - The OC was fired? We scored 28 points and Joe threw three touchdowns. Isn't our defense accountable?
Washington. - RG3! RG3 and his Cousins!

Philadelphia Eagles at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Philadelphia - We won. We won. We won!
Tampa Bay - We lost to the Eagles? Are you Fn kidding me?

San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego - We're in the Wild card hunt baby. Yes we are.
Pittsburgh Steelers - We should change our name to the Tin. We were brutal.

Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings
Chicago - We lost because we couldn't keep our eyes off the great AP.
Minnesota - All Day AP baby. Thanks Mr. Cutler for those awesome interceptions that led to 14 points.

Tennessee Titans at Indianapolis Colts
Tennessee - Can we join the Jaguars in the 14 game schedule?
Indianapolis - We have luck on our side. Yes we do.

Kansas City Chiefs at Cleveland Browns
Kansas City - We lost the losers Bowl.
Cleveland - You didn't just lose. We demolished you. How does it feel being blown out by another loser team?

Dallas Cowboys at Cincinnati Bengals
Dallas - We're on a roll baby. Playoffs here we come. Ha ha ha and everyone counted us out.
Cincinnati - I thought we were called the Bungals. Isn't that our team name?

St. Louis Rams at Buffalo Bills
St. Louis - If you think we suck, you haven't played the Bills.
Buffalo - When did our name change to the Toronto Bills?

Miami Dolphins at San Francisco 49ers
Miami - Our specialty is making teams look great.
San Francisco - We know how to beat the bad teams unless we tie them.

Arizona Cardinals at Seattle
Arizona - Yessss! We've scored 6 points in two weeks. Can someone loan us a quarterback?
Seattle - Do you think we're for real now? Yes we are!

New Orleans Saints at New York Giants
New Orleans - Drew Brees has just replaced Jay Cutler as the turnover king.
New York Giants - Any doubters? We didn't think so.

Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers
Detroit - The meow has been restored.
Green Bay - Did you really think you were going to come to Green Bay and win? Keep on dreaming.

Houston Texans at New England Patriots
Houston - We're the AFC's version of the Falcons.
New England - Who do you think is the best team in the AFC now? It's not even close guys.

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