Monday, December 3, 2012

NFL Recap Week #13. Parity in the NFL


Another week and another NFL recap. Once again we provide you with something a little different with our recap. We hope that you have fun reading it. We pick a word or phrase to recap every team. This week showed us that there is parity in the NFL. On any given Sunday any team can win.

New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans - Does Brees wear the #5 on his jersey? That's how many interceptions he had.
Atlanta - We told you we gave you the game last week.

Arizona Cardinals at New York Jets
Arizona - Larry Fitzgerald to Ken Whisenhunt "Aren't you going to pull Lindley? He sucks. Ryan pulled Sanchez and they're winning?"
New York Jets - One interception, two interceptions, three interceptions and now you're through.

New England Patriots at Miami Dolphins
New England - Those guys looked more like minnows than Dolphins.
Miami - Sink or swim baby. They didn't swim.

San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams
San Francisco - We're playing for the tie. Ugh! You only wish you got a tie.
St. Louis Rams - We have their number. Yes we do.

Carolina Panthers at Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City 27 Carolina 21

Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans
Houston - 11-1 and rolling along.
Tennessee - Why the heck are we called the Titans? We don't play like Titans.

Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers
Minnesota - All day for 210 yards rushing and 61% of the total offense....but we have Ponder.
Green Bay - They can't beat us with only one player on their offense.

Indianapolis Colts at Detroit Lions
Indianapolis - Hey Kitties, can you say game winning drive?
Detroit - Don't worry, we will find a way to lose the game. LOL!

Seattle Seahawks at Chicago Bears
Seattle - Wilson, Wilson, Wilson and some more Wilson.
Chicago Bears - Last week's great victory over the Vikings was an anomaly.

Jacksonville Jaguars at Buffalo Bills
Buffalo - We told you we can play this game.
Jacksonville - Yeah but you played us.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Denver Broncos
Denver - We won the division. We won the division.
Tampa Bay - Did you see that guy Manning?

Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens
Pittsburgh - We won without Ben.
Baltimore - Charlie Batch just beat us. You have to be kidding.

Cincinnati Bengals at San Diego Chargers
Cincinnati - We don;t have to worry about the Chargers. They always find a way to lose games.
San Diego -  Rivers in the Red Zone. He throws into the end zone. Oh No! Oh No! Intercepted. LOL!

Cleveland Browns at Oakland Raiders
No Comment!

Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys
Philadelphia - Can this season get any worse? Yes. You have four games left.
Dallas - You see we can do it? Yes you can when you play the Eagles.

New York Giants at Washington Redskins
New York - RG3 is who we thought he was. We just couldn't stop him. We never lose when leading at halftime.
Washington - RG3! RG3! RG3! RG3!

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