Monday, November 19, 2012

NFL Recap Week #11 - Not Your Traditional Recap


Sportmentary is back with the NFL recap. This week, we recap week #11. As mentioned in our first NFL recap, this is not the traditional NFL recap. Sportmentary chooses a word or a phrase to describe every team in week #11.

Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills
Miami - We took last week's hangover into this week and our performance showed.
Buffalo - We don't care how we win or who we beat.
Additional note: This was the most boring games of the week.

Atlanta Falcons at Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta - We won with Matt Ryan's 5 interceptions? Ha ha ha ha.
Arizona - We forced 5 Ryan interceptions. What? We lost? The Falcons are who we thought they were.

Cleveland at Dallas
Cleveland - We are the Browns we thought we were...Sigh.
Dallas - We shouldn't have but we pulled this one out. Thank you Browns.

Green Bay Packer at Detroit Lions
Green Bay - We might have half our team injured but we can win when we play the kitties.
Detroit - We are the best 4-6 team in the NFL. No you aint.

Cincinnati Bengals at Kansas City Chiefs
Cincinnati - Can we play the Chiefs 16 times?
Kansas City - We suck. We suck. We suck.

New York Jets at St. Louis Rams
New York Jets - I have an idea. I think we should boycott the media.
St. Louis Rams - We let Sanchez demolish us? Sanchez?

Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins
Philadelphia - Philly fan says where the f*ck is Santa? Where is he? You call this a Christmas gift?
Washington Redskins - It's hard to be happy with this rout. Did you see the team we just played?

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Carolina Panthers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - We got that guy Freeman. We sure do!
Carolina Panthers - We gave up how many points with 6 minutes left? Can we buy a win?

Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans
Jacksonville - Where the heck do we go from here. Are you playing with me?
Houston - We should have lost. We could have lost. We beat a great opponent... shhh. Just kidding.

New Orleans Saints at Oakland Raiders
New Orleans - They aren't selling brown paper bags. Take that Roger.
Oakland - The only thing being raided is us.

San Diego Chargers at Denver Broncos
San Diego - Rivers to self...I didn't really mean I wanted Peyton Manning to play in my division. What was I thinking? Philip think before you speak and throw the ball.

Indianapolis Colts at New England Patriots
Indianapolis - I am the rookie of the year. They told me so. They told me I was great.
New England - Tom is the man, again. Gisele is happy again. Tom is still the man.

Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers
Baltimore - Who needs offense? We won a Super bowl without one.
Pittsburgh - Big Ben to coaches...I can play. I really can. It's only a dislocated rib that teared the tendons that keep it in place...it's close to the aorta...I can play. Did you see my backup? I'm going to pass out if I have to see that garbage again. Ben. You're toughest guy in the league but sit this one out.

Chicago Bears at San Francisco 49ers
Chicago - Can we ever play a close game at San Francisco? Where is our offense? We left him in Chicago.
San Francisco - Our backup is better than your backup. Our defense is better than your defense. Who is roaring now?

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